We at Ludditesandgadgets, who brought you the Easyphone and Wind-up charger, are sending you this latest offering, which brings a wonderful low-tech solution to power-failure induced hypertension. We love it!
You may have already seen this...but our mission is to alert and inform in a blanket fashion. This is the techy element creeping in. We are up for being considered spam, in an effort to bring manageable technology to the people.
Kindest Regards,
(Editor in Chief (elected.) Check out our SALE items, below!
SALE:
Great news for all Luddites out there in mobile land. Although not specifically designed with us in mind, this top telephone has caused a great stir since we reviewed it last month. We have the wonderful Easyphone now on sale at slightly less than half-price. Hooray! No high-pitched internalised screams over T9 texting with this baby. You can't text from it at all.Problem solved! Get this stress-dissolving gadget and reduce the risk of myocardial infarction.
The smokin hot high-octane Easyphone Curve {above) casts a scurrilous orbit at 3G, trackballs and touchscreens. You cannot actually call from this little gem, but you can input your favourite numbers. It also comes complete with a big button on the back, which if you get into a fankle, can be pressed, alerting the emergency services over a sixteen-mile radius.
Note:We recommend a square-inch of Duck-tape to guard against accidental pressage. Check out our shop for great deals on this Luddite failsafe favourite. Our motto: Duck tape makes the things we can actually work, last that little bit longer. Keep that scary upgrade in the box!
Cheers!
SALE:
Here we have the sizzlin wind-up charger, which acts simultaneously as a fitness device. So portable! Also doubles as an anti-stress gadget in those midday meetings where seething inwardly will lead to a peptic ulcer. Save on Tagamet, and wind this little hum-dinger to reduce chagrin. We recommend winding in full-view on the tabletop. This will not only infuse colleagues with envy, but will distract your rambling boss at the same time, letting you get at least some of your lunch-break.
Note:(The fitness element is reflected in the extent of the wind-age required to achieve sixty-seconds of talk-time. 360 revolutions will give you biceps like David Banner in chlorophyll mode.)
Keep checkin in for more reviews of low-tech solutions!
4 comments:
Yeah -- this is a nice layout for ludditesandgadgets. I would request a bigger font for early morning-before coffee viewing.
Bob - Ah hear ye! Larger typeface on the way. And maybe in a softer off-white, which would be rather less vicious on the am. eyeballs.
I removed it, cos I posted it twice by mistake. Sigh...talk about wshing one's dirty laundry in public. Such little techy faux-pas could be perhaps slightly more discreetly managed. So saying...one could take the alternative position, and thrust a technologically-challenged fist aloft, yelling. "Luddite and proud."
Post a Comment